teach-me-how-to-buggy:

When you’re followed by a blog with a suspicious URL and risque avatar.

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sirghostlydick: “ #i came in like a wrecking ball ”

sirghostlydick:

#i came in like a wrecking ball

(Source: tbcl)

thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

(Source: catchymemes)

fourglasseyes:

newyorkcityhomo:

kscotter:

medusabraids:

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME I CANNOT IM DONE

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cthuhlusanders: “Fucking superb you funky little death omen ”

cthuhlusanders:

Fucking superb you funky little death omen

(Source: wyldezoo)

cannibalchicken:

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okaymad:

“i don’t like garlic bread”

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medusalily:

“just ban all 18+ content so we don’t have to moderate it ourselves lol”

ridingsheepinnewzealand: “ lizzie doesnt fuck around ”

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

lizzie doesnt fuck around

(Source: leahlynn)

onlymollygibson: “ roboticsappreciationsociety: “What if you intentionally put in one squeaky floorboard and tell your regulars that if they squeak it, their first drink costs 10% extra, then only new people who don’t know the rule will step on it...

onlymollygibson:

roboticsappreciationsociety:

What if you intentionally put in one squeaky floorboard and tell your regulars that if they squeak it, their first drink costs 10% extra, then only new people who don’t know the rule will step on it and familiars will avoid it.

Did… did you just write an algorithm for human behavior? Because that is exactly what I would expect from a robot appreciation Tumblr.

(Source: maddieonthings)